Kellar Leach/The Mossy Log
1. “Could you send me some money for a new project I’m working on? If you could give me even $5 that would help me out soooo much.”
2. “The job market has been too stressful to tackle all at once. I’m trying to focus on important things, like fundraising for my ~cruelty-free nonprofit community wellness project~”
3. “Have you listened to the new episode of my podcast yet?”
4. “What do you mean trolling conservatives in Reddit forums all day isn’t work?”
5. “I miss 2008… we were just a couple of crazy kids with a dream, ya know?”
6. “Hey, is everything ok? You didn’t listen to the motivational affirmations I recommended for you…”
7. “Heyyy I’m in the neighborhood! You should stop by so I can tell you about what I’ve been workshopping.”
8. “It really is you and me against the world. And you don’t need anyone else, they just want to distract you from what you care about: me.”
9. “I wanted you to know that I’m really confident in the future of our relationship. And no, not just because you said that I’m the best you can do right now.”
10. “Hey, I haven’t heard from you in a while… just checking that I have the right number for you? You know your support means everything to me.”
11. “Everyone has abandoned me. Are you going to join them?”
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