You have probably seen the schedule for today published by Big FOSA, but here at The Backdoor, we bring to you the events they hid from you for being too radical. Since you do not attend the classes you pay $70,000 in tuition for, why not unlock the real knowledge from your peers? Check out these works from some of Lewis & Clark’s best and brightest.
All day
Art Installation | Location: Any urinal around campus
Gabe Itch | “Exploring Paradoxical Entertainment in Liminal Spaces” (multimedia collage exploring internet culture, white 8.5- by 11-inch paper, Xerox printer inks)
Location: Any urinal around campus
5 – 10 a.m.
On Movement, Magic and Making Meaning of Modernity: A performance showcase | Location: Parking lot outside of Copeland F-wing
- Mike Mann and Ian Cox | “Heated Rivalry” S1 E4 “Rose” tuna melt frotting scene
- Bug McPherson | “Death Bed (Coffee For Your Head)” by Powfu
- Vampire Kai | Ephemeral, contactless improv to awaken the third eye
- Women Of Karmic Embodiment (WOKE) Troupe | Interpretive dance to “bazooka” by Miami XO
- Justin Jefferson | Dramatic reading of the introduction of “The Wuhan Cover-Up: And the Terrifying Bioweapons Arms Race” by Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
- Gregory Frogge | “Operation Iraqi Freedom” by George W. Bush, performed in ribbits
- Morgan Bishop | Original poetry about the difficulties of being a third-generation immigrant and a fourth-generation LC student
1:11 – 2:22 p.m.
Critical Literary Intimate Texts (CLIT) and Difficult-to-Find Symbols in the Modern World | Location: Watzek Library all-user bathroom
- Anna Smith, recipient of the Students Engaged in eXtracurriclar (SEX) Projects Grant to fund research materials | “Humping Our Way to Freedom: The Use of Pillow-humping Saddles with BookTok to Uncover Illicit Meaning”
- Sophia Jay Ember, winner of the Award of Business and Money-Making Ideas That are Stonks | “Widespread Legal Wholesaling (WLW) as a Form of Queer and Feminist Resistance Against the Penis-centric Multi-level Marketing (MLM)”
- Trevor Hunter, student chair of gender discoveries department | “Uncovering the Betrayal of Women From their Pure Role as Sandwich-makers”
4:20 – 5:20 p.m.
Roundtable: Ascending to Godhood in a Modern World | Location: Fowler Roof | Moderator: Chuy Bar
Join us for a riveting student-led, faculty-focused community dialogue exploring ethical psychedelics use and plant indigeneity.
6 – 6:07 p.m.
Language of Oprexion, Resisting in a Fashceist World | Location: “Miller” Center of Colonizer 444
- Barnaby Higginbottom IV | “Never Apologise for Your True Colours: Being British in a World That Hates Our Flavours and Practises”
- Clover Woods | “Great Tits, Cockchafers and Shags: The Sexualization of our Animal Comrades”
- Fork Davis | “Finishing off Fr*nce: A Four-step Plan to Eliminating our Gendered Foe”
- Paul-Everret Micheal Dean Alexander Stevens | “X, Y and Z, But What About the Other Axes?”
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