Olivia Fendrich/The Mossy Log
Who wants to get their salad tossed? Their biscuit buttered? Their barn mucked? We here at The Backdoor pride ourselves in our unparalleled sexpertise. While we cannot rescue you from your chronically underwhelming situationship or teach you how to send a text that does not include “haha,” we can provide the sonic equivalent of a slow unzip. So exile your roommate, light a candle and press play. After all, ’tis the season to get freaky, and we believe in giving people the rhythm they deserve.
“Pink Elephants on Parade” from “Dumbo”
“The Gettysburg Address” by Abraham Lincoln
That Hungarian Suicide Song
“Little Green” by Joni Mitchell
“Pretty Fly for a Rabbi” by “Weird Al” Yankovic
“Christmas Time is Here” by Vince Guaraldi Trio
“Love My Lips” by VeggieTales
“Asleep” by The Smiths
“Gary’s Song” from “SpongeBob SquarePants”
“Mansion on the Hill” by Bruce Springsteen
“House featuring John Cale” by Charli xcx and John Cale
“Yakko’s World” from “Animaniacs”
“Operation Iraqi Freedom” by George W. Bush
“Rainbow Connection” by Kermit the Frog
“Class of 2013” by Mitski
“We The People” by Kid Rock
“Ketchum, ID” by boygenius
“Martin Luther” by Yuno Miles
“The Bell Jar” audiobook by Sylvia Plath, narrated by Maggie Gyllenhaal
“Mia Khalifa” by iLOVEFRIDAY
“Exit Music (For A Film)” by Radiohead
“Ptolemaea” by Ethel Cain
“Fruit Salad” by The Wiggles
“I Dreamed a Dream” from “Les Miserables”
“meet the grahams” by Kendrick Lamar
“What Was I Made For?” by Billie Eilish
“1-800-273-8255” by Logic
“Mask” by Dream
“Know Your Enemy” by Rage Against The Machine
“Chicken Soup with Rice” by Carole King
“Pink Triangle” by Weezer
“QKThr” by Aphex Twin
“#2404 – Elon Musk” from “The Joe Rogan Experience”
“Man or Muppet” by Jason Segel and Walter from “The Muppets”
“Hombre o Muppet” by Polo Rojas and Walter from “Los Muppets”
“Easy Way Out” by Elliot Smith
“Fifty Nifty United States” by Cooltime
“Theme From Schindler’s List” by John Williams
“Rumour Has It / Someone Like You” by Glee Cast
“Declaration of War With Germany” by Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain
“Chrissy, Wake Up” by The Gregory Brothers
“Mi Pan Su Su Sum” by Memeless
“Fight Song” by Rachel Platten
“JOKER” by Dax
“Can I Get An Amen?” by The Cast of RuPaul’s Drag Race season 5
“Another Irish Drinking Song” by The Minions
“Over My Head (Cable Car)” by The Fray
“Soon You’ll Get Better” by Taylor Swift
“Fireflies” by Owl City
“My Crown” by XoBrooklynne
“The Periodic Table Song” by AsapSCIENCE
“Bananaphone” by Raffi
“S.I.M.P. (Squirrels in My Pants)” by 2 Guys n the Parque
“MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD” by Lil Sussy and DJ Ratio
“Howl – Live / 1/29/1959” by Allen Ginsberg
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