By Amelia Madarang
Breaking News! Popular college social media site YikYak has been bought by Elon Musk. He has decided to give it a similar rebrand to Twitter by renaming the site “Y.” Lookout Zillow… Musk is making his way through the alphabet. Along with Y’s new CEO comes some changes to the existing app, including a new fact-checking feature, letting anyone who thinks they know something weigh in. The Mossy Log has compiled some examples of this new feature from the Lewis & Clark Y.
Party tn? address?
Look outside, it is snowing.
You chose to go to a liberal arts college… no…
Try the Coop open mic night!
Why do athletes never throw anymore?
They just lost by 50 points, give them a minute
You posted about how annoying athletes are yesterday… pick a side.
Guys I actually hate my professor
You signed up for a class with a one star review on Rate My Professor, no shit.
Do we have class on monday?
Yes, obviously
The real question is what is ur prof’s attendance policy
Anyone know where to get shrooms?
Ur mom’s house
Try looking in the ravine! We in no way guarantee what you find will be
hallucinatory or even edible, but any good trip comes with a bit of risk.
DM me
Wow, the mossy log was really good this week!!
The anonymous posting only does so much, we all know you’re an editor posting
about your own work.
Guys whyyy do I always see my opps at the bon!?
You go to a small liberal arts college, those are not opps, that is just someone you
had in your Words class freshman year who talked a little too much.
Literally stop dating on campus and fuck someone from PSU like a sophomore.
Y’all I’m so horny rn I could go to a Manzi orgy.
We all know you are vanilla and still hung up on your high school situationship.
Do not excite the Manzi folk with false hope.
OMG the ducks at the reflecting pond are so cute!!
That is a drowned rabbit… maybe you should stop eating those ravine shrooms.
This new strain has got me FUCKED UP
You took one hit, coughed for ten minutes, then passed without puffing everytime
the joint was in your hands… you can just say you do not like smoking dude your
fake high is not fooling anyone.
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